Roman Destino

Where would Little Red Riding Hood be without the big, bad wolf? Every story needs a bad guy, a rule breaker, a dangerous predator. In Len Koepsell’s new audiobook, The Golden Flyswatter, coming soon to Spotify, that, I’m happy to say, would be me, Roman Destino. I’m the man fathers everywhere hope their daughters never meet.

Why am I living on the dark side you ask? I emigrated to America from Greece with one thought in mind: bring back the casting couch. After all, it served Hollywood well for decades.

It took me a while to set up shop in Hollywood. I found a few key associates and endeared myself to some local politicians. Also, I had to find a way to monetize my licentiousness. Now, having accomplished all that, I’m known as the chauffeur to the silver screen. My actresses are in high demand–not just here in states, but all around the world. Thankfully, there seems to be an unlimited supply of little red riding hoods.

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